Here's your hilarious joke:

A Russian, an Irishman, and a Chinese guy all walk into a bar. The 3 planned to take a taxi back to their homes, but they realized they couldn't get enough money for a taxi after they were done. The Russian and Irishman fight over who should be the designated driver, until the Chinese man steps in. "It's ok guys, I'll be the designated driver for tonight." The Russian guy says, "what difference does it make? You'll just crash anyway!"

"Renell Aurlie" Permalink