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This is the story of a blonde.... who's flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day on his microphone: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I've already had experience with this kind of problem. I will talk you through this and get you safely back on the ground. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!" "Now, give me your height and position." She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." Long pause, then he says, "O.K,.................repeat after me: 'Our Father . . ..Who art in Heaven . ... ..'"
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