🤪J🤪KES

Here's your hilarious joke:

Buddy's been driving all night, sees a roadside bar and stops for a much-needed cold beer. Bouncer says "sorry bud, gotta have a tie to get in". Buddy goes to his car, roots thru the trunk and can't find a tie. Grabs his jumper cables and wraps them around his neck. Bouncer says "cool man, come on in...just don't start anything". ....I'll see myself out now.