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Here's your hilarious joke:

A reporter, a foodie and a commando are captured by terrorists The terrorist leader tells them that they each get one request. The reporter says "Well I have been a proud reporter all my life. I would like to make a video and report the situation one last time before I die" Terrorist says "OK" and allows him to make the report. Then he asks the foodie what his request is. The foodie says "Well I love the local food so I would like to try the local meat stew one last time" The terrorist allows him his request. He then turns to the commando and says what his wish is. The commando replies "I want you to punch me in the face" The terrorist says "With pleasure!" and punches him in the face! The very next second, the commando whips out his concealed weapon, shoots the terrorist leader dead, empties his magazine on other terrorists, grabs one of the slain terrorists AK47 and shoots dead 12 more, and beats up the last remaining terrorist with the stock of the rifle in a very brutal manner. The reporter and the foodie say "Sir, why didn't you do that first?" And the commando replies "What? And have you two assholes report that I was the aggressor?!"