Here's your hilarious joke:

A Kermit the frog goes to get a loan at a bank. He gets to the counter and states his request to the teller, Mrs. Whack. Mrs. Whack: "Can you give a down payment or give us something to hold until your debt is paid off?" The frog puts a tiny pink elephant on the counter in front of her. Mrs. Whack is very confused. Kermit: "My father, Mick Jagger is friends with the manager. Go ask him if he will accept it." So Mrs. Whack goes to the manager with the request and the pink elephant. Manager: "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old mans a rolling stone." I hope this hasn't been posted before. I just remembered it while reading a joke about a bank. Sorry if this is a repost.

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