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Its WWII, and a German soldier, an Italian solider, and a Japanese soldier have been captured by the Red Army An officer of the Red Army is eyeing all three of them with scorn. He barks at them, "dirty fascists, I'll skin you three and use your hides to make a coat for the Russian winter. But I don't want to get my hands dirty. I'll let you each go out on your own terms." The Italian is the first to go. He approaches a nearby tree and, with all the honor he can muster, tries to hang himself with his belt. However, he grossly underestimated its strength. Twisting, shouting, and asking the German for help, he eventually ends up hanging upside down, his face bloody and, although he put in the effort, he just didn't get the desired results. As ordered, Russians begin to skin him and move on to the next prisoner. Next was the German. He produces a pistol from his belt and, full of pomp and circumstance, goosesteps behind the tree line. The Ruskis wait for the gunshot and are rewarded. But when they check behind the tree line to retrieve the body, they find none. They shrug, thinking that there's no way he could possibly have run off to some place warmer. But with one less skin and winter approaching, they move on to next prisoner. Last is the Japanese. Stoic to the end, he gets on his knees and draws his sword. Plunging it into his gut and twisting it every which way, he never even flinches. Rather, he looks the Red Army officer straight in the eye and says "fuck your coat".