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Like the Cow Once upon a time, there was an old woman that lived with her 3 sons in highlands. Their only source of income was a single cow which they milked, made dairy products and it was barely enough. One morning, the woman woke up early and went to the cow barn so that she could milk the cow and collect some eggs from the chickens to make breakfast before waking up her sons. Upon entering the barn she noticed the silence and checked the cow. When she saw the cow lying dead in the barn, she felt great despair and had a heart attack, she was also dead in seconds. When he woke up, the elder son couldnot see his mother around, suspected that something was wrong and went out to search for her. When he entered the barn he saw the cow and his mother lying on the ground dead and started crying. At that moment; a beatiful and mischievious fairy was pulled to the elder son's crying and appeared before him. Moved by the sadness of the situation the fairy offered the elder son help; “Don't worry. I can help. I will revive both the cow and your mother if you can fuck me 5 times without stopping, I need life energy inside me to revive them.” The elder son, although he was in mourning, mesmerized by the beauty of the fairy and the possibility of the promise, accepted the offer and took the fairy right there on the hayloft. But as he went on with the best sex of his life, the elder son became tired and failed to complete the promise as he fell short after 4 times. Though with the tiredness of the sex and shame of not being able to save his mother and the cow, he had an hearth attack and died right there and then. After half an hour, the middle son woke up and not seeing his mother and elder brother in the kitchen like always, he went out to check for them. Entering the barn, he found out dead bodies of his elder brother, his mother and the cow. He despaired and started crying on his knees, but then he saw the beatiful fairy. The fairy sonsoled him and made the same offer, but as the number of dead bodies were 3 this time, she said; “I can revive all of them! I need you to fuck me 10 times back to back, so I can gather the life energy inside me to revive them” The middle son accepted the offer and took the fairy in the hayloft, having the best sex of his life and being still young he went on and on until 9th time. But he was done. There was no energy left in him, and with the shame he had an brain aneurysm, dying on the spot. After some time, the youngest son woke up. He noticed that he wook up late, and went to the kitchen to ask why his mother did not wake him up like she always did. Not finding his mother and his brothers there, he went directly to barn. Upon entering the barn; the boy saw the dead bodies of his all family and was in shock. The fairy appeared before him and said; “Hello, youngling, don’t worry I can wake them up!” “How?” the boy stuttered. “I just need life energy, if you can fuck me 15 times back to back right now in here; I can revive your mother, your brothers and the cow” Getting out of shock after hearing what the fairy said, the boy looked at the beatiful fairy and asked a little ashamed and blushed; “Is it okay if I go on for 20 times instead?” Surprised and pleased the fairy said “ Okay!” The boy asked again; “Uhhmm, is it okay if I go on 25 times instead?” Fairy thought for a moment of her limits for a second and said “Yeah, I can do that!” The boy asked again; “Maybe, uhmm, maybe I can go on for 30 times?” Surprised and feeling a little insecure about her abilities to take that much sex; the fairy stuttered this time, and said “Ohhh, 30 times? I think I can do that.” The boy jubilant threw the fairy on the hayloft and unbuttoned his pants; “No dying like the cow though!”