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A man goes to the doctor Not sure if this is a repost. Haven't seen it here yet. A man goes to his doctor for his annual check up. The doctor does all the usual tests, and comes back into the room. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You don't have much longer left to live." "What do you mean I don't have much longer left to live? How long have I got?" "10." "10 what?! Months? Weeks?!" "9..."

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