Here's your hilarious joke:

Traffic Stop John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer: - "Is there a problem, Officer?" - "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and I'm pleased award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're to do with the money?" John thought for a minute and said: - "Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license." Judi, sitting in the passanger seat said to the policeman: - "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's just a wise guy when he's drunk and stoned." Brian from the back seat said: - "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said: - "Are we over the border yet?"

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