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Here's your hilarious joke:

Grandpa and grandson go fishing... While they're out on the boat, Grandpa pulls out a can of dip and throws a wad in his lip. Grandson: "Hey Grandpa, can I have a dip?" Grandpa: "Can your penis touch your asshole?" Grandson: "No." Grandpa: "Well, then you can't have a dip." After a while, Grandpa lights up a cigarette. Grandson: "Hey Grandpa, can I have a smoke?" Grandpa: "Can your penis touch your asshole" Grandson: "No." Grandpa: "Then you can't have a smoke." A little more time passes and Grandpa cracks open a beer. Grandson: "Hey Grandpa, I'm gettin' kinda thirsty, can I have a beer?" Grandpa: "Can your penis touch your asshole?" Grandson: "No." Grandpa: "Then you can't have a beer?" Grandson is starting to get irritated at this point, but decides to let it go and reaches in his backpack. He pulls out some homemade cookies in a container. Grandpa: "Hey Grandson, can I have a cookie?" Grandson: "Can your penis touch your asshole?" Grandpa: "As a matter of fact it can!" Grandson: "Good, you can go fuck yourself because Grandma made these cookies for me!"