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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers, and... ...slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away, sir, this is a clock shop-- not a cock shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"