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Here's your hilarious joke:

A couple goes camping A couple went for camping. While taking a shit behind a bush, the husband gets bitten on the penis by a rattle snake. He alerts his wife, who goes to the tent to reach her cellphone. She calls the doctors office. The doc explains to her that the only way to save her husband is to suck the poison out. The wife rushes back to her ailing husband. When she reaches there, the frantic husband cries out "What did the doctor say?" To which she replies "He said you're gonna die!