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I can't touch my toes! A man goes to the doctor and says "I woke up this morning and couldn't touch my toes". The doctor asks "could you touch them yesterday?", to which the man replies "no". The doctor asks "could you touch them last month?", to which the man replies "no". The doctor asks "could you ever touch your toes?", to which the man replies "no". Infuriated the doctor asks "then why did you think you would be able to touch them today?". "I keep hoping" the man meekly replied.
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