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Two guys with black eyes get seated together on a flight Once they are settled, the first guy says "this is quite a coincidence! I'm not sure what I'm going to tell my clients. I was back there at the counter and the agent had this amazing rack! I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh, but it came out as 'two pickets to tittsburgh'! And bang, she let me have it." The second guy said, "this really IS a coincidence! Just this morning I meant to ask my wife 'will you please pass me the half & half', but it came out 'you're ruining my life you fat bitch'.
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