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Here's your hilarious joke:

"If you could be any organ in the body, which one would you choose and why?" (OC) Little Johnny was in class and his teacher was teaching them about the human body, including all of the major organs- where they are, what they do, and so on. She posed a question to the class: "If you could be any organ in the body, which one would you choose and why?" Children raised their hands, stating obvious responses such as "brain, because it's in charge" and "heart, because it powers the body." Little Johnny's hand shot up, and his teacher called on him. "Yes Johnny, which organ would you be?" "Well Ms., I know which organ I WOULDN'T want to be," Johnny said. "Oh? Which one and why?" The teacher asked. He answered, "I wouldn't want to be the large intestine. You live next to an asshole, and everyone thinks you're full of shit!"