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Here's your hilarious joke:

A young man with a bell on his trouser-leg comes into a village church and asks a priest for a confession. The priest asks: "Please tell me: what do you need a bell for, son?" "Well, you see, Father, I'm afraid of stepping on a rabbit or a bird or a bug when I'm walking through a field, and I tied a bell to my leg so they hear me and run away and I don't hurt a God's creation." "Very good. Nice talking to you, son." "Wait, what about the confession?" "Like a man like you could be guilty of sin." "Well, there was that one time when I was doing some carpentry at our merchant's house, you know, fixing a cupboard, and no one was at home but his sister, and she was looking all bored, this and that, so I sinned with her." "Well, you're young, she's young, it happens, go and sin no more." "Wait, there was that one time when our postman was at the city, and he asked me to fix his chair, and I was there working on that chair, so then his wife comes in, looking all bored, this and that..." "That's adultery, young man, but go and sin no more." "Wait, so I was once doing some work fixin' a window at school and the teacher ladies were looking all bored and this and that" "You should keep yourself in check, young man, but, seriously, go and sin no more." "I'm not finished, there was once a bus driving through the road, and it got broken down, the driver asked me to help, so I was there workin' on that engine, and the bus was full of tourist ladies, and all of them were bored, and this and that" "You know what? Go and tie your fucking bell to your dick!"