Here's your hilarious joke:

George Washington was at a presidential dinner party... ...with his wife. They got separated and after awhile, George went looking for her. He saw Abraham Lincoln and asked if he'd seen her. Honest Abe hadn't, but promised to help George look. After a while, Abe saw George standing over with his wife. He went over to talk to them and said, "Founder, eh?"

"Dayna Juline" Permalink