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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two guys are on a camping trip... and are at each others throats. Seeing as they've been best friends for years, they know how to handle the situation. Both agree to sleep on it, part ways in the morning and meet for dinner after blowing off some steam. So later that night, they tell each other about their respective days. "Mine was unreal," said the first. "Went on a hike over the bluffs, came to a waterfall and had a family of deer get within ten feet before scurrying off. Just a really peaceful day with nature, y'know? How was yours?" "Well, I headed down the hill until I found some train tracks," began the second. "So I just followed those East for a good few miles. About noon I found this girl tied to the tracks, so I undid the knots and we fucked for hours. Barely had enough strength to make it back." "Damn," said the first jealously. "Did she give you a blowjob, too?" "Nah," replied the second, "I couldn't find her head."