Here's your hilarious joke:

Last night my date asked me, "So, do you have any guilty pleasures? Don't be shy, you can tell me!".......... Last night my date asked me, "So, do you have any guilty pleasures? Don't be shy, you can tell me!" I hesitated for a bit then said, "Well, sometimes when I'm masturbating I like to stick my thumb up my arse. If I'm feeling really kinky I use my whole fist. How about you?" She replied, "Erm, The Carpenters and Billy Joel."

"Celine Karole" Permalink