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Round-up of the top ten one-liner jokes at this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival. The first one will only be understood by Britons, but there are good ones after that. 1. Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." 2. Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying." 3. Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same." 4. Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'." 5. Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell." 6. Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men." 7. Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost." 8. Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter." 9. Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance." 10. Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."
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