Here's your hilarious joke:

Three workers on a bridge Three construction workers were sitting on a bridge for lunch. One was American, one was Mexican, and the last Irish. The American opens his lunch box and sees he has a hamburger and says "if i get another damn hamburger I'm jumping from this bridge." The Mexican opens his and sees a burrito inside and says "damn my corizone, I'm tired of burritos, if I get another one ill join you in jumping!" The Irish man opens his and sees he has potatoes and says, " not even a flask to go with it, to hell with it ill jump to if I get the same lunch!" So they all agree to jump if they recieve the same lunches the next day and sure enough they all did and jumped from the bridge after leaving notes on why they did so. The wives are all standing around the graves when the Irish wife and the Mexicans wives are both crying about how if they didn't make the same lunch this wouldn't of happened. However the Americans wife stood there silently looking at her husbands gravestone. The other two wives were looking at her with questioning looks when she looks up at them and says, "what? He packed his own damn lunch!"

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