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Here's your hilarious joke:

Three men lived on top a cliff One day, a god said to them, "my children, jump off the cliff, say what you want to become and you will." The first man jumped and said "I want to be an eagle!" and thus became an eagle. The second man jumped and shouted "I want to become a whale!" and thus became a whale. Just as the third man was about to jump, he tripped over a rock. "Shit!" he exclaimed, and thus became a miserable turd.