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Topical Jokes for 2/28 In Florida, a man set his house on fire after his niece refused to buy him beer. His niece came back later with a case of Miller Lite, and the man set his house on fire again. In England, select KFC restaurants now have edible coffee cups made out of a cookie. And that cookie, was made out of a styrofoam cup. ...if the edible cups are successful, KFC will start using tables and chairs that are made out of mashed potatoes. Also in England, a man who tried to have sex with a mailbox has been found dead. News of the man’s death arrived by fax, after he came in the mail. ...the coroner determined the man’s cause of death to be 8,000 papercuts to the penis. In Russia, a prominent critic of Vladimir Putin has been killed. Luckily Putin has a rock-solid alibi: at the time of the murder, he was out with friends -- killing a DIFFERENT political critic. ...Vladimir Putin has addressed the man’s death, commenting that it was tragic someone would commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back four times. In Colorado, seventeen tons of recreational marijuana has been sold since its legalization last year. Of course that number could be off, because the person in charge of counting the weed, was also smoking it.