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German Hell and Italian Hell Mario Schultz dies. He was an awful person, therefore he goes straight to Hell where he stands in front of the Devil. "Welcome to Hell, mr. Schultz" says the Devil "it occured to me that you have both german and italian citizenships: according to ILODAD (International Law On Destination After Death), you are able to choose wheter to go to german Hell or italian Hell". Mario Schultz is very scared "Excellenz, you know, dis iz my firzt time in Hell. Kould you be zo nice to help me?" The Devil looks around to be sure no one is listening and then says: "Trust me: go to the italian Hell". "Why? Iz german Hell zo bad?" "Well, my old pal, german Hell is horrifying as usual: boiled oil on open wounds, pitchforks hitting your back, Demons whipping your face, and so on". "Mein Gott! It iz terrible! And italian Hell iz better, izn't it?" "Well, it's pretty the same: boiled oil on open wounds, pitchforks hitting your back, Demons whipping your face, and so on." "Excellenz...I don't understand...why iz italian Hell better than german Hell?" And the Devil replies "You know how the italians work: one day someone steals the pitchforks, an other day someone forgets to boil the oil, then the devils are on strike..."
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