Here's your hilarious joke:

The Rich Man's Car Door One day, a rich man was walking out from a store, and back to his Ferrari. He reached his car and opened the door. At that very moment, another passing car smashes into his car door, ripping it off its hinges, before zooming away. Upset about the hit and run, the rich man quickly called the police. After a while, a policeman came to examine the scene. He took one look at the rich man and said. "You know, I think you are overly materialistic. You have been so concerned about your car door, that you have failed to realize your arm has been torn off!" The rich man looked down and realized that the policeman was right, his arm was missing! He immediately cried out in agony, "Argh! My Rolex!"

"Ira Dell" Permalink