Here's your hilarious joke:

A plane crashes in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Only the pilot and his co-pilot survive... A plane crashes in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Only the pilot and his co-pilot survive. The pilot is badly injured and can't leave the cockpit, let alone the plane. He knows they have no supplies on board and a rescue party could be days or even weeks away. He tells the co-pilot to go scouting for food and water and return with whatever he finds. Hours pass before the co-pilot returns and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." "Give me the bad new first," says the pilot. "There's nothing to eat but sand," replies the co-pilot. "And what's the good news?" "There's fucking loads of it!"

"Helenka Alla" Permalink