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Some jokes and quotes from an archive ================================================== > Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. > ==================================================== > Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. > ===================================================== > Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! > ===================================================== > I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash > ================================================== > A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. > ==================================================== > Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. > ================================================= > Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. > =================================================== > You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it > =================================================== > True friends stab you in the front > ==================================================== > Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. > ================================================= > Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. > ==================================================== > Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired > ================================================= > My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. > ================================================= > Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. > ================================================= > Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. > ================================================= > It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. > ================================================= > Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. > ================================================= > Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. > ================================================= > Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something > ================================================= > They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak > ====================================================