"A farmer lies unconscious in his field after an apparent"

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A farmer lies unconscious in his field after an apparent farming accident. An ambulance pulls up and two EMTs attend the farmer. EMT1 <walks into corn field, snaps on glove>: "Whadda we got?" EMT2: "Man, probably a farmer, left leg's been hit with a tiller. ID in the wallet says he's..." EMT1: no-NO! Don't! EMT2: ...Lou-is Cz-...zew...ski. Louis Czyzewski. EMT1: <sighs, pulls glove off> "...call the coroner." EMT2: "What? He's in rough shape, but he's clearly still alive!" EMT1: "Sorry kid, my hands are tied on this one. Once he's been pronounced in the field, procedure dictates that we call the coroner for transport."

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