Here's your hilarious joke:

I asked my young son, "What does a dog say?" I asked my young son, "What does a dog say?" "Woof, woof!" he replied. "What sounds does a cow make?" I asked. "Mooooo, moooooooo!" he said, smiling proudly. "Very good! Now, what sound does a *pig* make?" And he yelled, "FREEZE, GET ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

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