"In the last five years I gained quite a few pounds"

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In the last five years I gained quite a few pounds... ...and my girlfriend started making pointed comments about my weight. I decided that she deserved to have a hot boyfriend, so without a single thought I drove with her to the nearest gym and introduced her to this super cute guy. I hope it works out. I know I won't.

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