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Here's your hilarious joke:

Guy dies and goes to heaven When he arrives in heaven he is surprised to see that it is much like a hotel waiting room. The room had white walls has high and long as the eye could see, and a single receptionist sitting behind the desk. Hanging on the walls were what must have been millions of clocks, each with names under them. Hesitantly, the man takes a step up to the desk. The receptionist says hello and starts to ask him the standard questions. The man could not get over the clocks, and finally has to ask what they meant. The receptionist laughed and replied "each clock is for each human, each hand on the clock represent a lie. For example one second is 1 lie. So 1 minute is 60 lies, so on and so forth.". Curious, the man begins to look at the names on the clocks. Finding Honest Abe with only 1 second ticked away, and finally coming across his own and being severely disappointed. There was one clock he couldn't manage to find tho... "So, sir, our of curiosity were is President Barack Obama's clock located?". The receptionist just smirked a little, and said "Jesus keeps that in his office". The man, confused now says "Why would Jesus keep Obama's clock in his own office?". The receptionist, handing the man his house keys and paper works says "he uses that ting as a ceiling fan. Enjoy your time."