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Horrible driving. A man and his young son are out driving. The son feels a bump and asks what it was because he's too small to see out of the windows. Dad: 'Just a bird, son.' After a while the car experiences another, larger bump but the dad keeps going. Son: 'What was that, dad?' Dad: 'A fox, son.' More time passes, then all of a sudden the car is shook by three bumps in quick succession, one of them much louder than the others, yet the dad drives on. Son: 'Dad?' Dad: 'Just a paki, son.' The boy contemplates his dad's words for some time. Son: 'Why was there three bumps, dad?' Dad: 'Well, I had to go up on the pavement to get him.'

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