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Here's your hilarious joke:

A woman takes her duck to the vets A woman is worried about her pet duck and takes it to the vets. The veterinary lays the duck on the table and begins the examination. In walks a cat who sniffs the duck up and down, meows and walks out. Next a dog walks in, sniffs the duck, barks and walks out. The vet turns to the woman and says sorry your duck is dead. That'll be £250 please. Why is it so expensive?, asks the woman, you've done nothing. The vet replies it's £100 for the cat scan and £150 for the lab report.