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A touching love story... A touching love story... WIFE: What would you do if i die? Will you marry again? Husband: No...how can I think of marrying? Wife- Why not? You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married Husband: ...oh baby..you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me... Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die... Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...? Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room. Wife:Would you let her drive my car ? Husband: no... its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one.. Wife:Would you give her my jewelry? Husband: No..how can I... it has your memories attached I am sure she would want her own.. Wife: Would she wear my shoes..? Husband: No, never her size is '7', and yours is 9 Wife: --silence- Husband: 'oh fuck'... then none of them lived happily ever after.
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