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The best joke I've ever heard from a teacher The final paper is due for a large class at Harvard, worth 50% of the grade. The professor has made it very clear that the paper must be turned in by 2 P.M. on the dot. He stands at his office door as 2 PM approaches, collecting papers from the last few stragglers. As the clock strikes 2, he turns to go back into his office, when a student runs up to him, paper in hand. "Professor, professor!" The student says. "I'm so sorry. Please, I'm only a few seconds late, will you make an exception just this once?" "Sorry," says the professor. "I was very clear about the deadline for this assignment." The student gets angry. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" "No..." says the professor. "Good!" the student says, and shoves his work into the stack of papers and runs off.

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