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Joe the Homesteader Joe decides to move out of the city to the country & become a homesteader. He buys 50 acres, sets up a tent and begins to chop down trees and make plots for food. Joe lives out in the woods for 2 months until he is awoke early in the morning. "Hello? Anybody here" says a voice outside the tent. "In here" says Joe. "Is there something I can help you with?" "Just making sure you're alive. Not everyone can survive in these parts" Joe steps out of the tent. "Oh yeah I'm fine. I haven't seen anyone out here in 2 months. Where do you live?" "Near here." "How close is near? Like I said I haven't seen anyone for 2 months" "Oh about 12 miles to the West." "Sure is nice knowing someone is so close." Said Joe jokingly. "Yeah it sure is. What are you doing Saturday? I was throwing a party on my land and I was wondering if you wanted to come. Just a friendly suggestion." "Sure, I'd love to come" The guy starts to walk off. He turns around. "There's probably going to be a lot of drinking going on. Do you drink?" "Well yeah, but I haven't had anything to drink in the past 2 months. It sure would be nice to throw back a few cold ones". "See you Saturday" says the man. "Oh one other thing. There will be a lot of fighting going on. Just warning you." "Oh I can hold my own. I've been in a few fights before. I once broke a guys jaw & nose" The other guy laughs. "Me too. It wasn't on purpose. Well, I will see you Saturday." The man starts to walk off. "Didnt mean to bother you again, bur one more thing. There's probably going to be a lot of sex going on. A lot. All night long." "Well. I've been out here for 2 months. It gets really lonely out here after a while. I could probably go for some of that too" The guy smiles & starts to walk off. "I have something to ask you" says Joe. "What should I wear?" The guy turns around. "Hell, I don't care. It's just gonna be me and you!!!"