Here's your hilarious joke:

An Irishman, Scotsman and a Englishman all book into a hotel The Irishmen books into Room 18 Floor 3, Scotsman in Room 18 Floor 2 and the englishman in Room 18 Ground Floor. Once getting their keys the irishman begans to shave out of his window, Just as the scotsman takes a piss out the window because his Toilets broke and the Englishman starts cooking his dinner. Because the Irishman had been drinking the hour before shaving he accidently dropped his razor onto the Scotsmans penis... Cutting it off. Long Story Short. When the receptionist asked the three men how their stay was they replied Irishman: "My night was terrible, I have half a beard on one side of me face and no beard on 'tee other because i dropped my razor" Scotsman: "My night was even worser mate, I was taking a piss and me willy got cut off by a knife falling from the sky" Englishman: "My night was brilliant, I went for a shower and when i came out there was a sausage on my windowsil, Best Dinner Ever. Tasted a bit bitter though"

"Nikkie Willyt" Permalink