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Engineering A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are out golfing one day. To their dismay, they are stuck behind a very very slow threesome of men who cannot hit the ball in the right direction no matter what they do. The doctor flags over the course owner and asks him why these guys are so terrible, and if it would be alright to pass them. The owner informs them that the three men in front of their group are in fact retired firefighters who used to play this course every weekend. However one weekend the club house caught fire while they were playing and the three men selflessly jumped into action to save the club house. They did so successfully but at the cost of their sight. The intense smoke and flames caused all three men to go blind, hence them being retired. Upon hearing this the priest was deeply saddened and declared, "I will pray these men have a happy and wonderful life till the day they die." Similarly the doctor felt extreme remorse for being too impatient with these men so he mad a vow, "I have a optometrist friend who is at the top of his field, and may be able to help these brave souls." After hearing the priest and the doctor pledge to do such wonderful things, the course owner looked to the engineer who looked rather uninterested. Offended by this the owner demanded to know why the engineer did not feel anything towards these men to which he replied, "what? they can't play at night?"
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