Here's your hilarious joke:

A big, bad dude walks into a bar. He yells, "Everybody to my left are assholes and everybody to my right are S.O.B.'s." A little old man gets up and starts walking. Dude yells, "Where do you think you are going?" Little old man says, " My wife said I'm on the wrong side."

"Lynnell Brigit" Permalink