Here's your hilarious joke:

An American walks into an Irish bar... ... and approaches the bartender and says, "I'd like an Irish car bomb." The bartender says, "Let me see what I can do," and disappears to the back of the bar. He comes back with two highball glasses filled with vodka. He then proceeds to light them on fire. "Here ya go." "Uh, that's not really what I was expecting," the American says. "Yeah, I know," says the bartender, "we're all out of Irish car bombs. But here, you can have a 9/11."

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