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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man buys a Aston Martian... Patch that is supposed to come off in the wash and irons it onto his best dress shirt for a top of the line car show. He receives many compliments on the patch and inquiries into the price of the shirt from other rich men at the show. He claims it to be one of a kind and thousands of dollars because he loves the attention, However in reality he is a cheap bastard. after the cars how he throws his shirt in the wash. The next day he returns to the store where he bought the patch demanding to know why there is still Aston on his shirt. The clerk asks if he ironed it on. The man responds "yes of course I did!" The clerk respond "well sir, Aston will come out in the wash. But it all sticks in the press"