Here's your hilarious joke:

A man and his wife have four beautiful daughters They decide they want one more child. Sure enough, nine months later they have a fifth. Overjoyed when he can finally see it, the man looks at it in the nursery of the hospital, and it is the ugliest child he has ever seen in his life. He talks to his wife and says, "There is no way that child is mine! We have four beautiful daughters! Have you been cheating on me?" She says "Not this time, honey."

"Noreen Marcelle" Permalink