Here's your hilarious joke:

A train conductor is put on trial for mass murder A train conductor fails to break the train and by not doing so kills hundreds of people. He is found guilty of negligence and sent to the electric chair to be executed. However, the day of the execution, after turning on/off the switch multiple times the man does not die. By law, they are required to let him go, but before they ask him if he has anything to say. "Im sorry, Im just a bad conductor"

"Malia Silvie" Permalink