"Homeless man and a Suicidal Woman A woman"

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Homeless man and a Suicidal Woman. A woman was standing on the edge of a bridge ready to jump, a homeless man approached her and the woman said "NO! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL STOP ME FROM JUMPING, I AM WORTHLESS!!" The homeless man replied "Okay, fine. But before you do, will you have sex with me? I haven't had sex in 25 years." The woman replied "No, you're disgusting." The homeless man turned and began to walk away when the woman said "WAIT! THAT'S IT? YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK ME OUT OF THIS?" The homeless man turned, smiled and said, "I'm going to the bottom, if I hurry, you'll still be warm."

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