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A widow puts out an ad for a man... She put out an ad for a man that would not beat her, not run away, and could satisfy her sexually. A few days later the doorbell rings. And in the doorway is a man with no arms or legs. He told her he was there to answer her ad, and she asked him why he thought he fit the criteria. "Well, I have no arms so I will never beat you. I have no legs so I can't run from you." "How do you suppose that you can satisfy me sexual," she asked with a puzzled face. "Well, I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

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