Here's your hilarious joke:

An American man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man are all flying on a plane.... When the captain comes out of the cockpit and yells that they've lost an engine and need to lose any excess weight immediately. The Chinese man throws a bag of rice out of the plane and says "in my country we have too much rice." The Mexican man follows the Chinese man and throws out a bag of beans and says "well in my country we have too many beans." The American man, not wanting to be left out, goes to the back of the plane. He grabbed the Mexican man and threw him out of the plane and says "....that bastard fucked my wife!"

"Georgetta Milicent" Permalink