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Here's your hilarious joke:

A young monk with a large penis... A young monk goes to see the Mother Superior (don't question this, it's the weak part of the joke). She says to him: "What seems to be the problem, young man?" "I have a huge penis", he says. She raises her eyebrows at this but then, not wanting him to be guilty of the sin of pride, assures him it's nothing unusual. "That's not all though," he continues, " it's constantly erect!" Well now the Mother Superior visibly reacts to this news with interest, but assures him that this is a normal condition for a young man of his age, and if he thinks godly thoughts it will soon pass. "There's more, though," he says, leaning closer, "it's ... detachable!". Now the Mother Superior is clearly shocked and intrigued! "I just need to know," he continued, "if God will permit me to use this unusual penis for sexual pleasure!" "You're telling me," she says breathlessly, "that your penis is huge and constantly erect ... and detachable, and you want to know if ... and God... and ... hmmmm. This is a tricky problem indeed. Leave it with me."