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Usain Bolt wins a race in Europe [x-post from /r/meanjokes because it's not very offensive] and goes out after to celebrate. But he is refused service at the first pub he goes to. The barman shakes his head and says, "Sorry, we do not serve your type here." Bolt is not happy to hear this and orders his drink again. But the barman refuses to serve him, "Sorry, there`s a place five minutes down the road where you can get served though." Bolt then decides to use his fame to get served. "Do you know who I am? I am Usain Bolt. Now give me what I ordered." The barman then realizes who is standing in front of him, and reacts accordingly, "I am really sorry about the misunderstanding Mr Bolt. There`s a place thirty seconds down the road which will serve you."

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