Here's your hilarious joke:

Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks, "Who’s funeral is this?" The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.” Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?” "This is the dog that killed her.” So Tom asks, “Can I borrow the dog for an hour?” He responds, “Get in line!”

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