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A father of three gets pulled over for speeding with his children in the car... [OC] A father of three gets pulled over for speeding with his children in the car. He was only going over the speed limit by a few, and decides to think of a way to get out of this ticket. He realizes that maybe if he looks like he's having a hard enough day already, the cop will just send him on his way. He say's to his children, "Look kids, were going to play a game. Whoever can annoy daddy the most wins, OK?" The kids, confused, but never ready to pass up the opportunity to go nuts, follow their fathers rules. The cop gets to the window and, just as he begins talking to the father, sees the child behind him making siren noises as loudly as he can. The father pretends to attempt to calm the child down, but just gives him a wink, visually telling him to continue. As the cop turns back to the man, he notices out of the corner of his eye one of the other kids banging around in the back. He's kicking his fathers seat, pushing his siblings around, just going ballistic. Again, the father seems to acknowledge the poor behavior, but really just eggs the child on. The final kid, who had been quiet to this point, looks directly at the policeman with a big grin on his face says, "Sir, our father asked us to act annoying hoping you would just hand over a warning. He said that the one who could annoy him the most is the winner!" The father looks at the cop, then stares at his child, face looking ready to explode. The child, still smiling, says "Wow dad, you look annoyed. I guess that means I won!"
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